depressed drug dealer. scarily accurate tbh
Lonely Internet Clown
Professional Internet Clown.
Shit, I do that anyway…
Professional Homeless Person? Close enough, I guess.
Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.
I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open.
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
I don’t really get rats as pets. Like, if there are no rats in your house eating your food… you’re winning! Don’t ruin it! Don’t put a rat in your house and give it food! Mind you, I hear that in a city you’re never more than six feet from a rat, so it might as well be a tame one you can keep track of.
"cut out all negative people in your life, do it now"
you know that’s not an option for everyone, that people are more complicated and come attached with strings
Or my favorite, “yell at your friends whenever they say something sexist/ableist/etc.!” Uhhh not everyone has the, dare I say it, privilege to be able to annihilate their entire support structure and start fresh.